Saturday, August 12, 2006

the worst hangover ever

Went out drinking late last night, I had a blast.
But now the morning light has come and kicked my ass.

I've got the worst hangover ever,
I'm crawling to the bathroom again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

And by my seventh shot I was invincible
I would have never thought I'd be this miserable.

I've got the worst hangover ever
I'm rolling back and forth on the bed
I'm fucked so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

Won't someone just kill me?
Put me out of my misery
I'm making deals with god
I'll do anything

Make it stop please!
Make it stop please!

I've got the worst hangover ever
I'm crawling to the bathroom again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

I'll probably never drink again
I may not ever drink again
At least not til next weekend

I'm never gonna drink again



This song shall be the soundtrack to the most thought-provoking and intense segment perhaps ever created for a Madness film. It's a high-concept piece, to be sure, but I think it'll be great. It will be posted up here one day (the final product I mean), so look for that.

I'm still laughing at Bran's spectacular failed attempt at trying to kill a bug up in Salmon Arm. This thing is sitting on the windowsill, and Bran runs to the kitchen to grab the fly swatter. He runs in all "I'll save the day!" or something like that, and charges over to the bug, but wails his foot into a glass cup that was laying on the ground. This cup annihilates him, floors him completely, and he's in hilarious pain. That's what happens to heroes, boy!

7 Comments:

Blogger tangledthoughts said...

Nice song mike, but i'm sorry to say that "Again" and "Again" are the exact same words and you tried to rhyme them together as if they were two different. You're not drunk are you?

6:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its an offspring song, hes pragarizing

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You whiney little bitch, stop taking advantage of my company. It's workers like you who scam the system into doing less work. Filthy whore! Get off of light duty!!!

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not ever yet, you're fuckin' dead when I find you!!!

9:59 AM  
Blogger Ĵōÿ said...

Sounds like a lot of mornings Ive had. Better soothe that Jim guy too he looks irate :p

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you guys are gonna make fun of your boss, spell his name right:

jim pattison

seriously, thats just sad

9:24 PM  
Blogger tangledthoughts said...

who the fuck is jim patterson or whatever hs name is

6:45 PM  

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