Sam Fisher

I'm so Sam Fisher, it hurts. Thats the character from a video game series known as Splinter Cell, which I have fallen in love with as of late. I got the latest one last year, and a few weeks ago got the second one in the series, and it's so much fun. Goddamn, always sneaking around and shit... it's what I do. I'm a sneaky bastard, especially when I'm drunk. If your ass hurts suddenly, you'll know that I did something sneaky.

Me and Bran were playing it a few days ago, the co-operative mode, and since I love it, we're now going to film our own drunken version of Splinter Cell, with me creeping around in the shadows and shit, snapping necks and stabbing people in the back. It'll be the greatest thing in the world, I suspect.

I saw a movie called X-Men 3 last week, too, and it was really quite good. It made me satisfied in many ways, including: sexually, physically, mentally, and spiritually. This was mostly due to the new character named Kittty Pryde. Her mutant power is that she can walk through walls, and in fact any surface she wants. And when she touches someone, she can bring them along, too. Imagine how fucking kinky that shit could get... intense! I know I was imagining it, at least. She's very cute, though... real name is Ellen Page, look her up if you get the chance.

More of me and my Army of Darkness Cat:



He is now known simply as Darkness, or even The Cat, if you'd prefer. What a wacky little kritter.

And here we are, the high quality version of... Angry Burger!



That's where it came from, if you were wondering.

Next time, on Mike's Random Adventures: The Condensed Weblog of Herr Bryce


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