the condensed weblog
The following is a standard weblog entry for Ryan Schaap, copy and pasted with a few details added as humorous observation. It's not to be taken seriously, of course, as so many things aren't on here.
Title: Ryan's Adventure of Awesomeness Remixed (Now With 94% More Tang Than The Average Leading Trailer Park Boys Special) and Remastered
I woke up this morning after having some rockin' dreams. Real;ized I had a good five hours before my hella crazee job, so I went and brought Amanada to work. She got me Subway as payment, and after that I decided to go to Subway for dessert. Rocked it old school, here's me with a six inch in my mouth:
[picture removed due to obscene content]
After that I met up with one Katie K / Katie P / Future Shop Employee, and we rocked it old school. Just hilarious times all around, our wacky shenanigans. Went and had Subway again, then went home to watch my super extended season two of Trailer Park Boys. Bubbles and Leahy have unscripted sex, so it's pretty much the rockinest thing I ever seen.
Speaking of food, Subway has decided to construct an entire restaurant in the trunk of my bitchin' Lumina, so I won't have to go far to get mah fix, yo. Even though I'll be pretty much the only customer, its expected to be the biggest success story of the last few decades.
Went to work, rocked the back room and a few customers asses with a simple guitar riff. One co worker thought I was having a seizure, but it was just me having a good ol' fashioned rock n roll freak out session. Five hours later I was sent home early, with a bad headache and something sticky in my hair. Subway calmed my nerves, naturally.
Went and got some Heineken, I can't handle too much so I only got two cans. Poured it into my rockin' White Stripes Foam Beer Hat here:
[image removed due to copyright infringement]
After getting tanked, I passed out in my blanket made entirely out of empty Subway wrappers. Found some dried up cheese and an olive on it, so I ate that before crashing out. Rocked some more old school dreams, tomorrow I get to drive someone someplace.
It should be the rockinest time in the history of people. All Hail teh White Stripes and Teh Pwnage!
-Ryan
{Coming soon: The condensed weblog of Bryce...)
Current Music: Rammstein - "Stirb Nicht Von Mir
CUrrently Picking At: 95% (!)
Title: Ryan's Adventure of Awesomeness Remixed (Now With 94% More Tang Than The Average Leading Trailer Park Boys Special) and Remastered
I woke up this morning after having some rockin' dreams. Real;ized I had a good five hours before my hella crazee job, so I went and brought Amanada to work. She got me Subway as payment, and after that I decided to go to Subway for dessert. Rocked it old school, here's me with a six inch in my mouth:
[picture removed due to obscene content]
After that I met up with one Katie K / Katie P / Future Shop Employee, and we rocked it old school. Just hilarious times all around, our wacky shenanigans. Went and had Subway again, then went home to watch my super extended season two of Trailer Park Boys. Bubbles and Leahy have unscripted sex, so it's pretty much the rockinest thing I ever seen.
Speaking of food, Subway has decided to construct an entire restaurant in the trunk of my bitchin' Lumina, so I won't have to go far to get mah fix, yo. Even though I'll be pretty much the only customer, its expected to be the biggest success story of the last few decades.
Went to work, rocked the back room and a few customers asses with a simple guitar riff. One co worker thought I was having a seizure, but it was just me having a good ol' fashioned rock n roll freak out session. Five hours later I was sent home early, with a bad headache and something sticky in my hair. Subway calmed my nerves, naturally.
Went and got some Heineken, I can't handle too much so I only got two cans. Poured it into my rockin' White Stripes Foam Beer Hat here:
[image removed due to copyright infringement]
After getting tanked, I passed out in my blanket made entirely out of empty Subway wrappers. Found some dried up cheese and an olive on it, so I ate that before crashing out. Rocked some more old school dreams, tomorrow I get to drive someone someplace.
It should be the rockinest time in the history of people. All Hail teh White Stripes and Teh Pwnage!
-Ryan
{Coming soon: The condensed weblog of Bryce...)
Current Music: Rammstein - "Stirb Nicht Von Mir
CUrrently Picking At: 95% (!)
posted by michaelnicholas at 12:40 AM
4 Comments:
this is the most ridiculous shite ive ever heard. schaap doesnt make enough money to support an entire subway on his own, dumbass! or does he?
wow, thats completley accurate...
mabye schapp runs a sweatshop secretly to make $ for his own personal subway...
do a condensed one of me too!
"After getting tanked, I passed out in my blanket made entirely out of empty Subway wrappers!" and "rockin' it old school" LMAO! I can't stop laughing, shit i'm laughing so hard i can't breathe, this is funny shit!
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