fuck cereal
Oh, last post was because of teh Bryce, and his comment. Made me realize how long my hibernation was and all, so we're back (again).
I'm pissed off, though, at cereal these days. More specifically, the boxes that promise you some free shit, and then inside there's nothing but a thing you mail in along with three boxtops or whatever, and get your free shitt within four to six weeks. That's fucking lame, I say!
Take my latest box of Honey Nut Cheerios for instance. It says on the box that there's a free top thingy, a little plastic spinner of some kind. So I frantically tear open the box like an ADD child on Christmas Day, and inside I find... nothing. Only a printed part of the inside that's a form, asking me to mail in three UPC's to get the free top. Fuck that!
I got pissed off, and decided to read the tiny print at the bottom of the front of the box, that says it's a mail-in offer. Fucking ghetto weak, I'd say. So that got me pissed off, and I was ready to dismember General Mills and all of their fucking Cheerios. But then I got hungree and made some, and I am once again content.
Still, I miss the days of getting free shit inside. That shitt was fun. I don't want a piece of cardboard to mail away, I want my goddamn top! Fuck!
I'm pissed off, though, at cereal these days. More specifically, the boxes that promise you some free shit, and then inside there's nothing but a thing you mail in along with three boxtops or whatever, and get your free shitt within four to six weeks. That's fucking lame, I say!
Take my latest box of Honey Nut Cheerios for instance. It says on the box that there's a free top thingy, a little plastic spinner of some kind. So I frantically tear open the box like an ADD child on Christmas Day, and inside I find... nothing. Only a printed part of the inside that's a form, asking me to mail in three UPC's to get the free top. Fuck that!
I got pissed off, and decided to read the tiny print at the bottom of the front of the box, that says it's a mail-in offer. Fucking ghetto weak, I'd say. So that got me pissed off, and I was ready to dismember General Mills and all of their fucking Cheerios. But then I got hungree and made some, and I am once again content.
Still, I miss the days of getting free shit inside. That shitt was fun. I don't want a piece of cardboard to mail away, I want my goddamn top! Fuck!
posted by michaelnicholas at 10:01 PM
2 Comments:
Ya you could probably still get a lot of toys in cereal if it werent for retard parents who let their 1 year olds suck on a matchbox car they got from lucky charms, then subsequently let them swallow it and kill them so they could sue general mills etc.
Retards kill the fun for us all.
Oh I remember those days. You would get a top or a MC Hammer hologram card. I wonder why they don't have interesting stuff like that anymore. Now it's cheap garbage. That was the whole idea of even buying cerial that you didn't even like...it taste like shit but it had a toy inside so you begged your mom & dad to get it for you. You even went far as promising them you'd eat it.
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