drunken camping (prequel)

Before I disappear from Abby for a few days, I should explain a bit.  The next three days (Monday Tuesday and Wednesday) will be spent up past Salmon Arm, camping.  We'll probably destroy the entire area by the end of it all, so that'll be pleasant.  I should be back in time for the baseball game Wednesday night though.

As a gift before I go, me and Schaap worked out what all us campers will be looking like on the first morning (Tuesday morning).

Michael:

I'd be waking up, crawling out of the tent, head pounding, in need of a beer to soothe the hangover.  I'll see...

Schaap:

He'll be sitting in a nice camping chair, sipping water and eating cereal and steaks and strawberries.  He is occasionally staring over at...

Ben Cawley:

Ben is sprawled out on the campsite table, empty bottle of Jack Daniel's in one hand, a fully skinned bear pelt in the other.  There's no sign of the bear, but the pelt seems fresh.  He is vaguely aware of...

Chris Pozniak:

Chris is huddled behind some trees, quietly rocking himself back and forth, crying and singing lullabies to himself.  He has only a shirt on, and one sock.  His ass seems to have suffered a bizarre sort of trauma.  And we're all wondering...

Bran:

Our Salmon Arm chum, he seems to have disappeared sometime during the night.  Everyone recollects a different time they last saw him, but we haven't heard anything more.  We're all hoping that he turns up, alive and well.


Let's see how accurate these predictions are...