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It's Tuesday, not Monday, so whatever!  Anyways, let's start today's catch-up with my latest tattoo:



It was done up like a month ago, and is quite a thing of beauty.  The shading is good, the colors are keeping... overall, I'm quite proud of it.  So hat's number five in the books.  Six and seven are in the planning stages, but are a long ways off yet.

A little bit ago when Bran was in town, Bryce joined our drunken antics, and we were almost able to re-enact the New Year's Shooting, only this time without any brown:



It's a lovely rifle, I'd say.  Bryce and his wacky antics, I tell ya...

Moving along, this was from much more recently, it's a shot that illustrates somehting called Dude Beer:



It's pretty fucking extreme, that's its actual name, so I grabbed a six pack of it.  Not terrible beer, and it is Canadian, apparently "brewed by a bunch of union dudes up north", or so says the label on the side.  There's also maple leafs all over them.  Also featured is a bottle of Jagermeister, and my blue hair.

This is what I look like if you were drunk looking at a drunk me:



Not sure how it turned out like that, but it's a rather rad shot, I'd say.  Well played little Schaap.  Well played.  

Finally, here's me trying to do a scary face in the middle of the night, sometime after talking at length with a homeless guy:



I guess I succeeded in making a silly face.  The blue is somewhat vivid too, so that's nice.  Shortly before this shot, we had talked to a homeless guy by the hospital, who was carrying around all his shit in a shopping cart.  We suspected he's the asshole that's been stealing all the copper wire in the area, but we couldn't be certain.  He didn't want to be flimed either, what a douchebag!  I've said it before and I say it again, fuck the homeless.

Turning my rage to other matters, why the fuck did Linkin Park have to suddenly become shitty?  I got the illegal download of their new CD that comes out in two weeks, and it's fucking trash.  It's got nothing in common with their first two CD's.  No metal and rapping, it's almost entirely pussy emo shit now.  THe rapping was necessary, it's the only thing that made it distinctive from everyone else.  Now they may as well go on tour with Good Charlotte, they sound so fucking similar.

There are two songs that have Mike Shinoda rapping, but then there's no Chester on them.  They got so big because they combined those two elements so seamlessly in the past.  Separating them and giving Chester all lead vocals was a mistake.  So I'm pissed off aboot that.

In response, I offer this submssion.  Paranoid cat is looking back at Hitler cat, who may be planning some douchebaggery most foul, much like Linkin Park did:



Fuckin' pricks.  Luckily kitttties are awesome.  And there's still new Ozzy Osbourne CD coming out soon to look forward to.