Thursday, November 30, 2006

snow week

Before I mention the ridiculously hardcore amount of snow, here's the final color of the hair-dying adventure:



Nice and white, as planned. That's what it looked like when I stood outside Wal-Mart at 730 in the morning trying to get some games. There was an intense line of people, huge and silly, and I got caught near the back. Still grabbed some games, extra controller at Zellers, system at EB Games, and I've been happy ever since.

Now for the snow. It seems to have gone nuts in the last week, probably a new record in this area at this time of year, in terms of sheer volume. And I must say, watching retards trying to drive up steep hills is amusing as all fuck. For evidence, I submit to you this shot:



You can see on this hill that people kept getting stuck, and it takes a bunch of people to help them out. Meanwhile, there's the clowns that think they can make it up, so they create a second or third lane on the wrong side of the road. THen they go ahead and get stuck, beause they're mostly browners with shitty vehicles not designed for the snow.

It amused me somewhat, because every time someone in a stuck car was brown, you'd have ten or twelve brown guys out there ready to push it, but no whites. The white people just sort of stand there until one of their own needs a boost up. It's a little curious to observe, but with a good buzz off of booze, it's more comedy than anything. Look at that picture, and you'll see just how retarded some people can be. Glad I didn't get into any sticky situations out there.

The good thing aboot snow days is that it makes everything look really lovely. Here is a random picture I was able to take, not sure where, but it's still nice.



You can see the snow still falling and everything, and how it frosted everything nicely. Well I liked it at least.

The mystery of the egging from a couple weeks ago has been solved finally. Turns out it was a worthless cocaine pre-junkie of no importance or meaning to me, but that shit happens. I feel bad for people like that, who have fallen so far, lost any of the self-respect they once had... it's sad. Not that I'll cry any tears aboot it. I wonder if that makes me a bad person, that I don't care when someone I once knew decides to ruin their life. Oh well, fuck them.

I've been off work for two weeks, and I get re-assessed tomorrow to determine if I can finally return on Sunday. Here's hoping, because I'm getting bored, being cooped up all day every day. I'm scared to drive in the snow or any time now, which is a shitty deal.

Finally, here's the shitty photoshop job of the week. It's a cat with my green spikes edited in:



Best picture editing I've ever done, I'd say.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

how sleepy

I'm heavily medicated at the moment, but that's okay. More importantly, I was taken to the Vancouver Canucks game on Friday night, versus the St. Louis Blues. And I have to say, it was really quite good. I'm not normally much of an NHL fan, as I find any sport that requires lots of padding to be kind of a sissy girl sport. Same with sports that call penalties for any kind of physical contact, like basketball, but that's not important.

So yeah, hit the Shark Club before the game, got some drinks, then had a nice spot in GM Place, across from where the camera films everything. I had giant spikes in my hair that were dyed blue, to show support for the home team. And it worked, the Canucks beat the hell out of the Blues 4-2. No doubt they were inspired by my hair, and the Blues were likely frightened and confused from it.

My Nintendo Wii is coming out in less than eight hours. A real video game system, unlike the pussy-ghetto PS3, which is a waste of large sums of money. I suspect that most people that bought a PS3 are reselling them on eBay, one auction even got as high as like four thousand dollars or something ridiculous. Never mind that there aren't any games on it worth playing though... they get super good graphics! Fucking clowns.

Unfortunately the EB games has pre-sold almost all of the games they'll be getting, so I'm gonna have to make a break for either Zellers or Wal-Mart before picking up my system, in an attempt to get the ones I want. New Zelda, Red Steel, and of course Monkey Ball. And some extra controllers. With any luck all will go as planned, and I'll be playing it within eleven hours from now.

Also, I'm dying my hair white for this special occasion. What a true fan!

Friday, November 17, 2006

fuck your PS3!

A few nights ago sucked, because I had been playing Halo, innocently killing little boys and British bitches, when I hear a thud on my window from outside. Investigating the thud, I observed this:



It's eggs, brown ones to be more precise. Now I suspect some neighborhood children did it, or possibly Schaap, but it mildly amused me. I've been involved in eggings numerous times with various crew, so this was to be expected I suppose. Anyways, later that night, or morning in my case when I was trying to go to sleep, the fire alarm went off. I normally ignore it, but then as I'm in bed the building managers come into my place all asking if I'm there. It was lame, and I couldn't sleep.

Here's a charming picture of my cat, going for some treats I got her for her 14th birthday:



What a cute cat. Anyways, earlier tonight I was going past Future Shop, tipped off that there's a line of goddamn fools waiting for the chance to get a Playstation 3, which will be out by the time I write this. All these clowns, waiting for some piece of shit. Their words of wisdom, when asked why they want the system: "The graphics man, they can't be beat!!!!! teh r0x0rs!!11!!"

That's what they actually said, complete with numbers and exclamation points sounded out. When asked what games they were interested in, they gave a blank look though. So I suppose they're all retarded, if they want something that looks pretty but doesn't have anything worth playing. Silly pieces of douche.

As punishment for their insolence, as I drove by, I yelled "Get a life you fucking homos!", much to their disdain. They even threw some drink cups towards my car, but they're weak from years of playing Final Fantasy and Gran Turismo, rather than getting some fresh air. They made for easy prey to my insults. It was grand, and I'd do it again.

Current hair color/style:

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Note the giant spikes, the orange color, and humorous facial expression. It's sleek. Sexy.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

blue and white yo

Little bit of a delayed entry here, just a lot has been going on lately again. The latest hair color:



I intended to make my hair bright red with a black top middle portion, to resemble a poppy for Remembrance Day this past weekend (Veteran's Day for the americans), but forgot to find time to do it up. A shame, but I'll comsider some sort of red/green combo for Christmas.

Speaking of hair color, the Nintendo Wii is coming out soon, which will likely result in a delay of entries once again. Oh well. Related to hair, I fully plan on streaking it white and light blue, to match the color scheme of the new system, shown here:



It's a celebration, bitches! Speaking of which, did up a Remembrance Day drunkfest, up at the Highwayman last Saturday evening. Pretty much destroyed the world again, and it was a nice relaxing time. The fact that I had no possibility of driving myself anywhere added to the general happiness and drinking. I even got some free drinks from people! Fuck yes. That's the best kind of booze, Joy and Ben would back me up on this. Same with Trevor, or Cassie, or Rick or Ashley or Tyler or Cheryl or Eric or anyone else who was there.

Elsewhere in the world, Schaap updated his weblog for the first time in months, something aboot a new guitar. I hope it means I get to smash his old one in a comical video-taped fashion. Also, Manj Grewal did his up, something to do with having sex with doves or something. In terms of videos and filming stuff, the YouTube account continues to amuse people. I have to add some new clips soon, probably by the weekend. Drunken Madness V is aboot done, so I plan to upload some finished segments from it.

Finally, I must say that I still like my job. I've been doing 830 PM - 700 AM shifts for three months now, and it's still great for me. Even right now, I just finished a night at work, then I'll sleep now until around five in the afternoon. Then there's three or four hours before work to do whatever I want. I can go back to sleep, go get stuff if I need it at Wal-Mart or some such... it's all good. Only bad thing is that some businesses close by five every weekday, which is inconvenient when I'm trying to get to the insurance place in the mall and they end up closed every time. Hadf to get up early to get to the bank and then there, but it's all good.

And it's fucking hott around here, I got the heater back on and the brutal heat is back. I made an entry back in the day aboot when I got it turned off for the summer, but I seem to have misplaced that particular entry. Hmm, too bad. Now off I go to bed, and to dream of all things Nintendo.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

legend of SpookyKittie

Happy Halloween, fear this:



It's supposed to be orange, but in different lighting it looks either pink or red, or some combination of the above. I was trying for pumpkin color, but oh well. It wasn't a terribly happy Halloween for me either, since I was stuck working all night, 830 PM - 700 AM style. So all you bastards out there that enjoyed it, I hate you all!

Another bad thing that occured was on Monday morning, when I got back from my shift. Some assfuckers outside my window were using a woodchipper and a hedge clipper to clear off the bushes across from my window. It looked like this:



The bastards kept me awake until far past my usual bedtime of eight or so in the morning, and it was just brutal. Such is the detriment of working graveyard shifts. Then again, if that's the worst thing to happen to me in the last few weeks, then I guess I should consider myself lucky...?

This occured last year as well, working on Halloween, as The Rolling Archive shows. This time last year was during the retard adventures, where I was frantically setting up clever traps to catch them, and all that jazz. It also details the last time I hung out with James and Joel, which I found to be quite a trip. But we don't discuss them much anymore.

Oh, Saw III bitches! Fucking great movie, I recommend it highly. But watch the first two, to refresh your memory, because it ties in quite nicely. Apparently Saw IV comes out next Halloween, so around then I can check it out, and then later bitch aboot having to probably work again.